Tuesday, May 24, 2011

May 21

Two reasons why Harold Camping couldn't make an accurate prediction about Rapture: (1) He never finished reading the Bible; (2) He's an Amercian who sucks at math.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Situation in Egypt

Mr. Mubarak, wise man once say: "Admitting failure like drinking bitter tea" (Charlie Chan in Egypt). Also, public sentiments, like fickle girl, privileged to change mind.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

kiss my butt, bro

The Alabama governor should have said, in the parlance of his fellow Republican governor from Maine a few days ago, "If you have not accepted Jesus, you can just kiss my butt." Nothing beats the brotherly and sisterly love of butt kissing.